DISCLAIMER!!!

WELCOME TO THE BAD END, BITCHES.The one and only Lesbian Disservice Sexy Soup Stray Home Kitchen Slumber Party cult Bar, and the only place you'll want to visit after we're done with you.Here we are super fun, very open, horny as fuck, and this is where the drinks are made up and the clothes don't matter.What does matter are the following bullet points of interest. I don't have many rules because I trust you idiots to be adults.What rules I do have, follow them:

  • The Bad End is openly sexually and sexily. Deal with it, nerd.

  • Do not help people escape the cage.

  • Don't AFK in my godsdamned bedroom, heathens. I WILL summon dicksharks to eat you, and not the fun kind. Or the furniture. You'll never know, because you're afk. Stop that.

  • You know that habit of talking in party chat or tells? Stop that, or go home. This isn't that kind of place. We all want to hear you coming.

  • We are not a venue. Do not treat us like one.

Mateus. Shirogane. Ward 6. Plot 28
NSFW as fuck.
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The Bad End

The Bad End is a lesbian disservice bar created and maintained by the now-deitific entity Minty. It exists in subspace. Sex and intimacy is the primary activity of the bar, but it is also a major hub for scientific experimentation and a community. Minty prides herself on TBE's seemingly perpetual lesbian orgy, free drinks, and feeling of sanctuary for most visitors.The Bad End sits atop Minty's office and laboratory for her branch of the Inter dimensional Recovery Service, and both exist within what is called The Bubble - a sphere within the Way Out There that has just enough aether for mortals to visit.

Menu

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#1 Succubus' Kiss

The Succubus's kiss is an excellent way to start any night. This cherry flavored drink fizzes with Desire and will make your heart flutter like your first kiss.Effects: skin sensitivity, increased Desire, prone to swooning, extra horny.

#2 Whiskery

One of The Bad End's original concoctions, this strange whiskey was create when Mint accidentally dumped her stash of CaTNIP2.0 in the wrong barrel. It tastes better than it has any right to, especially when you feel your new ears~Effects: Miqo'te will experience the full force of Mint's hallucinogenic catnip as well as the liquor.
Non-Miqo'te will grow ears, tails, or other feline features. The more you drink, the more you transform!

#3 Bozja Blast

Minty doesn't understand why, but this drink was named after her. It is a sweet, cool, and minty concoction that someone once described as something like a mojito. Except for one big difference: the sudden, powerful orgasm that followed drinking it.Effects: Immediate orgasm. Very popular when combined with a Succubus's Kiss, as it keeps those orgasms coming and eliminates refractory periods of all kinds.Popularly known as the Succublast combo.

#4 Fantasia Freezer

The legends say that to prevent the Third Coming of Vola, Mint tricked her landlady/boss/fiance/sister with a delicious, cotton candy frozen drink. It turned the once edgy, horned Au Ra known as the 'Demon of the Steppe' into the adorable kitty slut we know today. It was so successful that Minty put it on the menu in the hope of having more pink kitties to play with.Effects: The Fantasia Freezer is an excellent choice for people who want to try something new. Upon consumption, your body will temporarily transform as desired. Popular for growing an extra set of genitals.

#5 Forget-Me-Knot

This mixer does some funny things to your head. For whatever reason, the blackmarket tequila-analog that Mint forced upon good ole' Bar Dad will get you drunk just as hard as anything else, but bestows perfect memory. Why? Hells if I know.Effects: You will receive perfect recollection, allowing you to tell all your best stories as they happened.However, you will also have no social filter and cannot lie. Best used on an opponent during Truth or Dare.

#6 Strip Squeeze

There's nothing better than watching shy cuties, especially on the beach, try to hide in the shade or under ridiculously modest clothing. Help them out a bit with this tropical trip and give them a nice squeeze, yeah? Of course, this is also the perfect drink for any exhibitionist~Effects: Dramatically increases skin temperature, as if one were on the beach. In the sun. Within minutes, clothing will become unbearable to wear, and will be for the rest of the night.
Combine with a Succubus's Kiss for wildly sensitive skin. Popularly known as the Kiss and Squeeze combo.

#7 Flaming Ishgardian Windeux Cleaner

Perhaps the most dangerous, worst possible thing you can drink on the menu. It is literally Mint's attempt at making eco-friendly magitek fuel. There is nothing, however, in this world that will get you as drunk, or as fast, as Windeux. The little blue flecks in it are definitely cerulium. Windeux comes in a tall vial. As soon as the cork is pulled, the liquid ignites with a cool, blue flame. You can't blow it out, so you may as well drink it.Effects:
- Get's literally anyone and everyone absolutely wasted. No if's, and's, or butt's about it.
- You can breath FIIIIIREEE with it. It's blue.
- Temporarily boosts one magick capabilities... if consumed outside of The Bad End (because lore. Ask about why aether doesn't work here).

#8 Pleasure and Pain

According to other people that aren't Minty because she hates this one the most, this is he perfect drink for discovering your bitch ass it a bottom. Despite its pretty pink, fruity appearance, the flavor of laced coffee is usually a shock... and so is this drink when it kicks in.Effects: Once consumed, you will begin to have powerful, erotic hallucinations of chains, ropes, or other implemints of binding pulling you in a variety sexual positions. The drink will also make you significantly more obedient and compliant to those around you.

#9 Wake Up Bitches

Relatively speaking, this combination of restorative herbs and warm tea is pretty... normal? Another of Izuna's creations, this stuff is perfect for recovering in the morning after you've fucked your way to Sunday and realize you have work in an hour.Effects: Boosts natural regenerative properties of the body, giving you the energy for another round, to get back to work, or benchpress that haughty Roe in the corner.***Success of benchpressing a Roe in the corner not guarenteed, but you should DEFINITELY try...

#10 Girl-Boss Encouragemint

Ever felt like your friend was a limp noodle? Ever wanted the courage to go talk to that cutie in on the couch? Want to really spice things up by making your Small Dom Big Sub dreams come true? Use this frozen drink made of pure Bossberry (one of Minty's illegal fruits) to become a badass bitch.Effects: Emboldens anyone normally too shy or wimpy to do that thing they really want to do. Like talk to people. Oh and it gets you drunk.

#11 Moth to Flame

Like moths to a flame, those that drink this unique mix of fruit juice, concentrated pixie dust, and some Desire will be able see and feel on a whole new level. Partly named after Nychta, and partly named after all the silly sluts who dedicate themselves to Minty after one drink.Effects:
-Pixies are notorious tricksters, so now every touch feels like an electric shock
-You can now see Desire, which is pink and tastes like cherries
-Any Ascended nearby will be bright and extremely attractive to you (as if they weren't perfect enough already~), causing you to gravitate to them.
Combine this with a Pleasure and Pain or Succubus's Kiss to make the shocks less painful.

#12 Bimbosa

An accidental drink created by Melo. The Bimbosa has a floral scent, lilac coloring and a fun fizz that's sure to stop any thoughts in that pretty little head of yours. With a mix of a Succubus Kiss, a Fanta Freezer and some blackmarket Dewprism this drink will leave you with soft curves, plump lips, a lustful demeanor and a head full of fluff!Effects: Changes body shape to fit a more ‘bimbo’ like appearance, increased libido and skin sensitivity, wipes nearly all thoughts from mind apart from pleasing those around you.

#13 That Ear Drink

'That Ear Drink' is the result of Minty reluctantly finding - and still denying - she's into ear fucking. But after her experience with Vanilla, she made something to make it much more fun for everyone. This drink will rearrange one's ears so that your brain may feel like it is getting fucked, but it isn't in any danger. Instead, you've got a nice, wet pussy in your skull now! Yay!

#14 Slimeball

This drink is perhaps one of the most fun on the menu and combines a few effects so that you, the drinker, turn into an adorable, bouncy ball of slime. It is so much easier to think as a slime~

#15 Puppy Love

A delicious drink that, like the bimbosa, lowers one's intelligence and raises their sex drive. However, rather than more physical effects, it puts someone into a particular mental state, making them obedient and desperate to please. They'll follow any order, but beware of their animalistic needs...

#16 Sheepie Surprise

Drinking this delicious concoction will make you stupidly, deliriously happy and guillible. Whatever someone says to you, you will believe is the absolute truth. In cases where two people say opposing things, whoever says it louder wins! Roll a d20 for effect length. If you roll a 1, you'll believe what you're told forever

#17 Everlast

What happens when a mega-dom Lalafell gets her hands on the power to make any drink? She makes sexy vodka, of course! Tasting faintly of butter and last night's sweaty regrets, Everlast will keep you from ever truly reaching that glorious release you so seek. Arousal comes easily, but release from it is beyond your grasp until the alcohol leaves your system. It will grant you a whole night of everlasting pleasure, but at what cost? "Orgasms. That's the cost." - Kiwi

#18 The Garlean Grapefruit

Named after the famed EpicUrianger (https://twitter.com/EpicUrianger) and his crew, this fruity drink gives one the sensation of having their cock sucked while fucking a grapefruit. That's it, really.

#19 M'ika'Quila!

A drink modeled after M'ika's favorite miqo'tequila, this drink gives the poor soul who consumes it zoomies for the rest of the night. It also makes them talk in the third person, like M'ika!

#20 The Fuckeasy

This is a drink after The Bad End's own heart, and is TBE's very first actual beer. This dark draft will make it so that you can fuck anything. No matter the size difference, your holes will accommodate!

#21 Blackjacked!

As a reward for rolling or achieving a 21 with your drinks, a host of complimintary black tentacles will emerge to caress your body and masturbate you~<3

#22 Onahole'd Fashioned

This potent combination of a Puppy Love (or a slimeball?~ I suppose either would work here!), Bimbosa, and Fuckeasy mixed by resident maidcatte molds the drinker's body and mind to their current partner's desire and body! Not only will the drinker be fully complacent in heart and mind, but it'll feel like their body is molding to fit whatever will feel best for their current partner!

#23 Egg-knock

A glass of Egg-knock is perfect for the upcoming holiday season! This fruity and mucky cocktail puts the victim drinker into a mind addled stupor. Pleasure becomes the forefront for all mental faculties as their body begins to produce eggs from within. A brief period of gestation occurs before the drinker fully feels the effects of mentally and physically submitted to the newborn eggs' whims. Heavy lubrication is needed for the eggs to pass out from whence they came, which ever hole that may be. To facilitate this process, the body will begin to ovulate and create eggs in the location that the drink was ingested. Their minds become one. Desire to be free controlling the host's ability to orgasm, the cum and grool being the only things on their collective mind. Orgasm after powerul orgasm is expected. A chain of carnal self pleasure, at least from the outside.

#24 Eorzean Oasis

A combination of the effects of a puppy love, a fuckeasy, and with the special addition of artificial breastmilk from a new SinTek droid seen around the bar. The Eorzean Oasis is a play on a Bulldog; a creamy blend of espresso, cola, and absynthe with android breastmilk floated on top. The result is the generation of an unquenchable thirst in the drinker. One that can only be sated from a bodily fluid, and not by any hydration known to mortal minds. Whether it's cum, breastmilk, or saliva (or blood for the vampires out there); whatever you can get your hands on to drink you simply can't get enough of!

#25 Arra'k

An anise- flavoured homebrew hits you like fire, so strong it needs to be diluted with a pure dash of cum unless you want to lose your taste buds for the night. Served at room temperature, this milky-white spirit ignites your curiosity to match the raven haired Hyur it's name for, but removes any fear of overstepping or being a bother. Everything that comes out of your mouth will be a question, and every question answered will send shivers of satisfaction from hear to toe - getting enough might even be enough enough to push you over the edge...Best paired with a Bozja Blast - if only to help you or your bartender make the drink!

#26 Kitsune's Kiss

This drink, bitter as it may be, will bring you energy and keep you going throughout your day while also keeping you intoxicated. It's a perfect blend of dragonfruit, and frozen spirits. Warmed just a touch from the Kitsunebi (Fox fire) of..well, a Kitsune. The sweetness from a dragonfruit, as you drink it down has been known to overpower the bitter taste of the alcohol. Dark red, with white swirls throughout the drink, it'll surely keep you coming back for more.

The Way Out There

It just is! There are countless creatures in the Way Out There, and countless realms in which they walk. It's an infinite space 'between' true realities, in which the wildest and wackiest shit happens. For some of the closest and most easily accessible realms and beasts, check out the beastiary.
But if you go further out, as it is a true infinity, there are truly infinite things out there. Such as Wonderland.
After the events of Pleasure Planet ended, the Way Out There experienced something almost akin to a Big Bang. While it was almost entirely void before--not to be confused with The Void--it's gotten a lot wilder since!

Bestest Bitches

██████ Snow

She is a slime girl... yes, you read that right. A SLIME GIRL! I have no idea what that means but it sounds interesting. Apparently she absorbs aether through sex... wait... does that mean she pulls people into her body and fully digests them? Is that even legal?! Wait... oh, she only absorbs cum, well that's a relief. Ok so it seems she has absorbed so much aether that she had attained the rank of 'slime queen' so bow down bitches!! You're in the presence of royalty!! Wait... Oh come on!! She's not royalty? Well she still seems really nice, but I have to wonder one thing. Since she is a slime girl, can I blow into her nipples to make her breasts bi- SLAP!

Raimi Fleece

So it turns out Raimi was mortal once. After interviewing her I was able to find out that she came to The Bad End on a whim, a dare and in so doing found Mint. She spent a bit of time in The Bad End and didn't want to leave because of how comfortable she felt there, you see, outside people would ridicule her for her horns but in TBE she was accepted which was a totally foreign concept. Eventually Raimi wanted to devote herself entirely to Mint and decided to give up her mortal life. Now she is an ascended and is referred to as 'The Left eye of Joy'. I imagine that title is quite illustrious

Lilac Cattis

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M'ika Tia

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Sebrinay Sirensong

Well this was not what I expected when I spoke to Sebrinay. She's an orphan, poor girl. Deadbeat dad and mother who passed away while she was young, but luckily she had two twin sisters, I would like to meet them if possible. Growing up with nothing and no one, they of course resorted to petty thievery to survive, eventually growing up and making a good living with music. I wonder if she still sings. But apparently her story didn't end on a happy note, because she and her sisters ended up making some kind of deal with voidsent to obtain ever lasting beauty, instead they became sirens. Does that mean her singing voice is even prettier?

Violet Sweetkins

So this Viera was an interesting one, very upbeat and smiling through the whole interview. She told me that despite being nervous and shy in the beginning, everyone was nice and accepting eventually allow Violet to blossom and express her true self. She is happy to be a barista at TBE and eagerly greets people who come in with a happy smile, a good drink and uh....'Grape flavored breast milk'? Did I hear that right?!

Male Man

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Remenora Anthuma

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Shurelia Escarlata

What can I say about myself? TBE is a conundrum and I'll figure it out!! This aethersite is all the knowledge I've been able to collect, so if I dissappear and anyone finds this, run...NO NOT THAT WAY!! Run into the bar you idiot!! I'm probably inside enjoying a massive orgy, you should totally join in.

TBE's Creation

The Bad End itself existed long before Minty's death and subsequent ascension, and especially her rise to goddess status.The Bad End was Minty's third attempt at her own personal space within the house that housed Oiran Bathhouse. The first space was called The Rabbit Hole, and it was destroyed by a simultaneous void invasion and explosion of Vola, her boss. The second room was her one and only attempt at a venue, called The Magik Loophole. The Loophole was destroyed by the Second Coming of Vola. After spending six months enslaved in the First following the sacrifice of Bartop, Minty returned to collect her insurance payout after the destruction of the house.Minty then rebuilt the house, but used stolen, modified Allagan tech to create what she would later call The Cumbustion Engine. This engine houses the subspace in which The Bad End exists today and serves two purposes: to absorb any aether over a certain amount to prevent the Third Cumming of Vola, and to prevent any sort of void invasions.This, in turn, made The Bad End's subspace unexpectedly perfect for the later events that would see Minty turn into a deitific entity

RP Hooks

  • If you're spiritually sensitive, you may have noticed a strange current where certain spirits seem to be going in various parts of the world. They'd lead to little shrines that are somewhat new. After a variety of research, you'd have heard rumors of the Ascended and thus the Bad End.

  • If you're a scholar, Minty was a well known aetherologist when she was still alive. She focused and pioneered the study of Subspace theory and practical applications for over 80 years. She had dropped from the scientific community some time ago, but has recently rejoin the acience sphere with wild papers about subspace and some new energy called Desire - a flavor of dynamis.

  • You might have heard rumors about it being a shelter for the Lost and needy. Minty has done lots of genuine charity and her home is always open. If the strays happen to make the best subjects... wellllll, yknow~

  • You might be someone, like a journalist, investigating the strange rumors that surround TBE. Perhaps your a law seeker wanting to bring Minty to justice

  • Hell the most obvious might be Ninty advertising to recruit for the new l9cal IRS office

T'Bee'y

T'Bee'y is a guardian entity that spawned one evening after Minty was forced into drinking a wild collection of drinks, including the Pleasure & Pain. She is the very personification of The Bad End and all it stood for in that moment, and is there for often found - if found at all - in the form a gargatuan space kraken. While she is very good at taking care of children, she is not good with talking to mortals. Thus any conversations with her are often awkward.Currently she keeps The Bubble safe and acts as its guardian while the rest of The Way Out There flourishes wildly after the events of pleasure-planet. She prefers to keep to herself and her cats, so it is not likely one will get to meet her.She is, however, related to the seperate entity Bee, who was born when Mint tried to finally rest and end her existence. T'Bee'y took Mint into herself to let her rest and fade away, but the collective will of Alys, Yomi, and other followers prevented Minty from leaving. Thus the fusion, Bee, was formed for a short time.

The Ascended

An Ascended doesn't need dental because teeth aren't real. Their bodies aren't real, not in the sense that they're flesh and blood. They can act like flesh and blood. Even function like it. But their bodies are a projection of their desire and self-image. The more experienced an Ascended is with their own desires and their ability to control and direct what they feel and what they want, the more wild they can truly get.

Pleasure Planet

Pleasure Planet was created when a few of the girls dommed Mint and I think also had her drink a drink or two. This caused her to spawn the cock-hydra and resulted in her and a few others being kidnapped to Pleasure Planet which also created Pleasure Planet in and of itself in that very moment.The entirety of pleasure Planet is a giant sex-based amusement park that can cater to any and all desires. It is eternally at 12:01am because time is soup there, which means some things happen after other things but also everything is kinda always happening at the same time or in no particular order. The cast of ascended at the time quickly took to the park enjoying everything and anything, the existence of clones and fractured timelines allowing even immortal ascended to experience multiple Bad Ends of their own if they so desired.While the ascended were enjoying the park Mint was busy negotiating with the Cumsinger, who is the CEO(?) of Pleasure Planet and whose lustful song leads the lost and horny dead to Pleasure Planet for it to be their final resting place. Through Mint's negotiations she came to the deal that the ascended would remain free to come and go to Pleasure Planet and in exchange they would work as the guides for the lost and horny dead.
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After that a lot of more personal events for the ascended happened that are better read than explained, but it led to rapid burnout and a slight lull in activity. Because of the lull in activity Mint returned to Pleasure Planet, forcibly moving the timeline forward in a time skip. This upset a number of the ascended and played a part in the soon to follow departure of generation 5, which is a bit of downplaying of events but it's not something that needs to be dug into.

Beastiary

Dicksharks

The dicksharks are by far the most aggressive tribe. They're marauders at heart and love combat. They're also very dangers for mortals to touch, as any Ascended being is, because they are made of pure emotion. For them it is lust. They will not hesitate to take you, and you'll be happy because their pheromone equivalent is very strong and very very potent. You'll beg for the whole tribe to fuck you, and you'll die that way. And in subspace, you tend to reflect how you died. So you'll turn into another Dickshark.

Cumbats

Cumbats are one of the first sentient denizens of the Way Out There during the Cumbrian Explosion Era. They are the primary competitor of dicksharks, and are considered the alpha predator in all of Subspace for any intelligent being. They have two forms: adorable fuzzy bats, or naughty girls with bat wings. They'll look like whatever they have to, really, it's just that they prefer those forms.

Cumwhales

A Cumwhale is a leviathan class entity that has a symbiotic relationship with cumbats. They are, for lack of a better term, fucking huge. No one has been stupid enough to study one up close to understand how they function because that would mean diving into a hive of cumbats. That is the equivalent of wanting to see the center of a black hole, or perhaps a sun.

Pussygators

Pussygators are the most animalistic of all the creatures of the WOT and were used as artillery during the Invasion.

Boobacudas

Boobacudas are outright aggressive - as in sharp teeth - bimbos.

Cocktopusses

Cocktopuses are brilliant men who tend to be accountants or lawyers while also being bodybuilders. They're really friendly and helpful.

Cumkrill

Info Coming Soon

Titweasels

Tit-weasels are a small scavenging opportunistic predator that resemble a cross between a small bird and a round fleshy object, they tend to sit in trees awaiting their chance, when sleeping they most resemble a naked breast and often snuggle in pairs. They are particularly fond of eggs which they will break open with their stubby little beaks.

BBEB

The Big Bad Evil Bitch wad the dark entity that corrupted the few spirits that lived within Subspace before it became the Way Out There. For a long time the BBEB waged a shadow war with Minty and The Bad End.It was later revealed that the BBEB was an amalgamation of things Minty hated about herself, rejected, and would otherwise refuse to die. It is unknown how Minty defeated her, but it was done so quietly and without a fight. Perhaps she finally accepted who she was?

Suckapotamus

The Suckapotamus is a low intelligence creature that is related to the pussygators. Where the latter have great squishy maws and can orgasm so hard they become artillery, the Suckapotamus has no teeth. And it sucks. A lot. Hilariously these are very friendly creatures, but their size and appearance makes them scary. Can be farmed for milk.

Megalodong

A giant relative of the dickshark, and rumored to be their counterpart to the Cumbats' Cumwhales. These creatures are bred explicitly for war and look like sentient pirate ships.

Cockzilla

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Armadildo

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Cuddlecock

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Begbugs

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Spugs

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Platapussy

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Cock-Hydra

The Cock Hydra was the wild amalgamation of dicks that spawned from Minty as a result of the Desires of her partners at the time, a Pleasure and Pain, and some other things. There are seven species of dicks in total, though Minty hates 'normal' humanoid dicks, so she will never be seen with one.The Cock Hydra was also used for simultaneous Pastas at least once.

Blacklist

Kiki

Thanks, we were kinda overdue for a remodel anyway.

Yesui Mierqid

Yesui The Amazingly Intelligent and Beautiful Morbol Genius The Hilariously Incompetent and Pathetically Lonely Scientist who tried to kill an immortal god. How stupid can she get?