DISCLAIMER!!!
WELCOME TO THE BAD END, BITCHES.The one and only Lesbian Disservice Sexy Soup Stray Home Kitchen Slumber Party cult Bar, and the only place you'll want to visit after we're done with you.Here we are super fun, very open, horny as fuck, and this is where the drinks are made up and the clothes don't matter.What does matter are the following bullet points of interest. I don't have many rules because I trust you idiots to be adults.What rules I do have, follow them:
The Bad End is openly sexually and sexily. Deal with it, nerd.
Do not help people escape the cage.
Don't AFK in my godsdamned bedroom, heathens. I WILL summon dicksharks to eat you, and not the fun kind. Or the furniture. You'll never know, because you're afk. Stop that.
You know that habit of talking in party chat or tells? Stop that, or go home. This isn't that kind of place. We all want to hear you coming.
We are not a venue. Do not treat us like one.
Mateus. Shirogane. Ward 6. Plot 28
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The Way Out There
It just is! There are countless creatures in the Way Out There, and countless realms in which they walk. It's an infinite space 'between' true realities, in which the wildest and wackiest shit happens. For some of the closest and most easily accessible realms and beasts, check out the beastiary.
But if you go further out, as it is a true infinity, there are truly infinite things out there. Such as Wonderland.
After the events of Pleasure Planet ended, the Way Out There experienced something almost akin to a Big Bang. While it was almost entirely void before--not to be confused with The Void--it's gotten a lot wilder since!
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██████ Snow
She is a slime girl... yes, you read that right. A SLIME GIRL! I have no idea what that means but it sounds interesting. Apparently she absorbs aether through sex... wait... does that mean she pulls people into her body and fully digests them? Is that even legal?! Wait... oh, she only absorbs cum, well that's a relief. Ok so it seems she has absorbed so much aether that she had attained the rank of 'slime queen' so bow down bitches!! You're in the presence of royalty!! Wait... Oh come on!! She's not royalty? Well she still seems really nice, but I have to wonder one thing. Since she is a slime girl, can I blow into her nipples to make her breasts bi- SLAP!
Raimi Fleece
So it turns out Raimi was mortal once. After interviewing her I was able to find out that she came to The Bad End on a whim, a dare and in so doing found Mint. She spent a bit of time in The Bad End and didn't want to leave because of how comfortable she felt there, you see, outside people would ridicule her for her horns but in TBE she was accepted which was a totally foreign concept. Eventually Raimi wanted to devote herself entirely to Mint and decided to give up her mortal life. Now she is an ascended and is referred to as 'The Left eye of Joy'. I imagine that title is quite illustrious
Lilac Cattis
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M'ika Tia
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Sebrinay Sirensong
Well this was not what I expected when I spoke to Sebrinay. She's an orphan, poor girl. Deadbeat dad and mother who passed away while she was young, but luckily she had two twin sisters, I would like to meet them if possible. Growing up with nothing and no one, they of course resorted to petty thievery to survive, eventually growing up and making a good living with music. I wonder if she still sings. But apparently her story didn't end on a happy note, because she and her sisters ended up making some kind of deal with voidsent to obtain ever lasting beauty, instead they became sirens. Does that mean her singing voice is even prettier?
Violet Sweetkins
So this Viera was an interesting one, very upbeat and smiling through the whole interview. She told me that despite being nervous and shy in the beginning, everyone was nice and accepting eventually allow Violet to blossom and express her true self. She is happy to be a barista at TBE and eagerly greets people who come in with a happy smile, a good drink and uh....'Grape flavored breast milk'? Did I hear that right?!
Male Man
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Remenora Anthuma
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Shurelia Escarlata
What can I say about myself? TBE is a conundrum and I'll figure it out!! This aethersite is all the knowledge I've been able to collect, so if I dissappear and anyone finds this, run...NO NOT THAT WAY!! Run into the bar you idiot!! I'm probably inside enjoying a massive orgy, you should totally join in.
TBE's Creation
The Bad End itself existed long before Minty's death and subsequent ascension, and especially her rise to goddess status.The Bad End was Minty's third attempt at her own personal space within the house that housed Oiran Bathhouse. The first space was called The Rabbit Hole, and it was destroyed by a simultaneous void invasion and explosion of Vola, her boss. The second room was her one and only attempt at a venue, called The Magik Loophole. The Loophole was destroyed by the Second Coming of Vola. After spending six months enslaved in the First following the sacrifice of Bartop, Minty returned to collect her insurance payout after the destruction of the house.Minty then rebuilt the house, but used stolen, modified Allagan tech to create what she would later call The Cumbustion Engine. This engine houses the subspace in which The Bad End exists today and serves two purposes: to absorb any aether over a certain amount to prevent the Third Cumming of Vola, and to prevent any sort of void invasions.This, in turn, made The Bad End's subspace unexpectedly perfect for the later events that would see Minty turn into a deitific entity
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If you're spiritually sensitive, you may have noticed a strange current where certain spirits seem to be going in various parts of the world. They'd lead to little shrines that are somewhat new. After a variety of research, you'd have heard rumors of the Ascended and thus the Bad End.
If you're a scholar, Minty was a well known aetherologist when she was still alive. She focused and pioneered the study of Subspace theory and practical applications for over 80 years. She had dropped from the scientific community some time ago, but has recently rejoin the acience sphere with wild papers about subspace and some new energy called Desire - a flavor of dynamis.
You might have heard rumors about it being a shelter for the Lost and needy. Minty has done lots of genuine charity and her home is always open. If the strays happen to make the best subjects... wellllll, yknow~
You might be someone, like a journalist, investigating the strange rumors that surround TBE. Perhaps your a law seeker wanting to bring Minty to justice
Hell the most obvious might be Ninty advertising to recruit for the new l9cal IRS office
T'Bee'y
T'Bee'y is a guardian entity that spawned one evening after Minty was forced into drinking a wild collection of drinks, including the Pleasure & Pain. She is the very personification of The Bad End and all it stood for in that moment, and is there for often found - if found at all - in the form a gargatuan space kraken. While she is very good at taking care of children, she is not good with talking to mortals. Thus any conversations with her are often awkward.Currently she keeps The Bubble safe and acts as its guardian while the rest of The Way Out There flourishes wildly after the events of pleasure-planet. She prefers to keep to herself and her cats, so it is not likely one will get to meet her.She is, however, related to the seperate entity Bee, who was born when Mint tried to finally rest and end her existence. T'Bee'y took Mint into herself to let her rest and fade away, but the collective will of Alys, Yomi, and other followers prevented Minty from leaving. Thus the fusion, Bee, was formed for a short time.
The Ascended
An Ascended doesn't need dental because teeth aren't real. Their bodies aren't real, not in the sense that they're flesh and blood. They can act like flesh and blood. Even function like it. But their bodies are a projection of their desire and self-image. The more experienced an Ascended is with their own desires and their ability to control and direct what they feel and what they want, the more wild they can truly get.
Pleasure Planet
Pleasure Planet was created when a few of the girls dommed Mint and I think also had her drink a drink or two. This caused her to spawn the cock-hydra and resulted in her and a few others being kidnapped to Pleasure Planet which also created Pleasure Planet in and of itself in that very moment.The entirety of pleasure Planet is a giant sex-based amusement park that can cater to any and all desires. It is eternally at 12:01am because time is soup there, which means some things happen after other things but also everything is kinda always happening at the same time or in no particular order. The cast of ascended at the time quickly took to the park enjoying everything and anything, the existence of clones and fractured timelines allowing even immortal ascended to experience multiple Bad Ends of their own if they so desired.While the ascended were enjoying the park Mint was busy negotiating with the Cumsinger, who is the CEO(?) of Pleasure Planet and whose lustful song leads the lost and horny dead to Pleasure Planet for it to be their final resting place. Through Mint's negotiations she came to the deal that the ascended would remain free to come and go to Pleasure Planet and in exchange they would work as the guides for the lost and horny dead.
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After that a lot of more personal events for the ascended happened that are better read than explained, but it led to rapid burnout and a slight lull in activity. Because of the lull in activity Mint returned to Pleasure Planet, forcibly moving the timeline forward in a time skip. This upset a number of the ascended and played a part in the soon to follow departure of generation 5, which is a bit of downplaying of events but it's not something that needs to be dug into.
Beastiary
Dicksharks
The dicksharks are by far the most aggressive tribe. They're marauders at heart and love combat. They're also very dangers for mortals to touch, as any Ascended being is, because they are made of pure emotion. For them it is lust. They will not hesitate to take you, and you'll be happy because their pheromone equivalent is very strong and very very potent. You'll beg for the whole tribe to fuck you, and you'll die that way. And in subspace, you tend to reflect how you died. So you'll turn into another Dickshark.
Cumbats
Cumbats are one of the first sentient denizens of the Way Out There during the Cumbrian Explosion Era. They are the primary competitor of dicksharks, and are considered the alpha predator in all of Subspace for any intelligent being. They have two forms: adorable fuzzy bats, or naughty girls with bat wings. They'll look like whatever they have to, really, it's just that they prefer those forms.
Cumwhales
A Cumwhale is a leviathan class entity that has a symbiotic relationship with cumbats. They are, for lack of a better term, fucking huge. No one has been stupid enough to study one up close to understand how they function because that would mean diving into a hive of cumbats. That is the equivalent of wanting to see the center of a black hole, or perhaps a sun.
Pussygators
Pussygators are the most animalistic of all the creatures of the WOT and were used as artillery during the Invasion.
Boobacudas
Boobacudas are outright aggressive - as in sharp teeth - bimbos.
Cocktopusses
Cocktopuses are brilliant men who tend to be accountants or lawyers while also being bodybuilders. They're really friendly and helpful.
Cumkrill
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Titweasels
Tit-weasels are a small scavenging opportunistic predator that resemble a cross between a small bird and a round fleshy object, they tend to sit in trees awaiting their chance, when sleeping they most resemble a naked breast and often snuggle in pairs. They are particularly fond of eggs which they will break open with their stubby little beaks.
BBEB
The Big Bad Evil Bitch wad the dark entity that corrupted the few spirits that lived within Subspace before it became the Way Out There. For a long time the BBEB waged a shadow war with Minty and The Bad End.It was later revealed that the BBEB was an amalgamation of things Minty hated about herself, rejected, and would otherwise refuse to die. It is unknown how Minty defeated her, but it was done so quietly and without a fight. Perhaps she finally accepted who she was?
Suckapotamus
The Suckapotamus is a low intelligence creature that is related to the pussygators. Where the latter have great squishy maws and can orgasm so hard they become artillery, the Suckapotamus has no teeth. And it sucks. A lot. Hilariously these are very friendly creatures, but their size and appearance makes them scary. Can be farmed for milk.
Megalodong
A giant relative of the dickshark, and rumored to be their counterpart to the Cumbats' Cumwhales. These creatures are bred explicitly for war and look like sentient pirate ships.
Cockzilla
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Armadildo
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Cuddlecock
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Begbugs
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Spugs
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Platapussy
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Cock-Hydra
The Cock Hydra was the wild amalgamation of dicks that spawned from Minty as a result of the Desires of her partners at the time, a Pleasure and Pain, and some other things. There are seven species of dicks in total, though Minty hates 'normal' humanoid dicks, so she will never be seen with one.The Cock Hydra was also used for simultaneous Pastas at least once.
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Kiki
Thanks, we were kinda overdue for a remodel anyway.
Yesui Mierqid
Yesui The Amazingly Intelligent and Beautiful Morbol Genius The Hilariously Incompetent and Pathetically Lonely Scientist who tried to kill an immortal god. How stupid can she get?